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I was doing so well, but I've gotten distracted by summer and Important Life Events. But there are a few updates.

Mr. Misogyny called me. Damn Facebook. That'll teach me to include my phone number on there. Not that I really care. But I thought he somehow found my blog and wanted to beat me up. Turns out he was just trying to find out where the Reunion festivities had moved to, so I let him know. He showed up in, I kid you not, a Playboy pinup button down shirt, with little almost naked ladies all over them. Oh, and of course the gold chain. So skeevy. He even stole a smooch from Jallapeno. Icky, icky, icky. I hope he shows up at the 25th reunion so I can walk up to me and ask... "You're still not happy, are you?"

There is a somewhat major news I received a few weeks ago, but unfortunately I have yet to get the go-ahead to announce it. If you know me, you probably already know, and if you don't know me, I'll tell you anyway.

A stranger is going to have their hand up my vagina in about...oh... 4 hours.

I am covered in bug bites, a few of which are near my aforementioned vagina. I hope I don't get misdiagnosed as having scabies or something.....

-- posted by Jenn at Tuesday, August 07, 2007

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1. I need to know the news.

2. A stranger will have their hand up my vagina in a week.

3. You didn't tell me the Playboy shirt was button-down!!! I was picturing a T-shirt with a bunny. Button-down is just so much classier if you ask me.

No, no, no! I wish I could find a picture of the shirt online, but I've been looking and can't seem to find one.. I'll look again!

God, I hate paps... I think I need to make a list of "20 things to say during a pap"....

As an update, after more research it seems the shirt might have been a Hustler creation, not Playboy. The reason I think this is because it had this image...

http://www.panopticist.com/graphics/hustler_june_1978.gif

and I remember completely losing any hope for him....

I ended up cancelling my pap smear due to horrible menstrual cramps (although no actual blood). I decided that I would much prefer to wait a week because pap smears are uncomfortable enough without severe cramps.
But forget vaginas, I am nosy and want to know your news!

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